July 2011
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle.
Ight.. that was pretty random
That awkward moment when you notice that Kim Possible's lip looks like a mustache
Shit just got awkward…
I’ve always noticed that lol
When I sing...
at home:
when my favorite song play on the radio:
in the shower:
in the computer:
if someone asks me to sing:
That awkward moment when a 7 year old girl forces her mom to buy her a laptop.
Dude, when I was your age, I forced my mom to buy me Pokemon cards.
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when my mom is bitchin'
she mad for no reason like
im like, the fuck?
she says “YOU GOTTA ATTITUDE NOW?”
im like “wait, me?”
then she’s like
so i run to my room like WTF!
BEING A TEENAGER.
one minute you’re like:
the next you can be all:
then an hour later you’re all like
for no reason at all.
